nsip The National Socialist Identity Party

[ConnorAbbott659 6]

=-= The National Socialist Identity Party =-=

=-= "Tá cuileann asal deas" =-=

The NSIP is a party dedicated to fighting for myself and the patriotic values of the Isle of Abbott (I will go onto more about this later). The Party is a right wing authoritarian socialist organised political party.

=-= Taxes =-=

My tax plan is simple but incredibly effective. Citizens earning less than $167,493 per year will be subject to a tax of a generous 80% minimum. Earners over $167,494 will be subject to an immediate 90% minimum tax plus an additional 5% interest if you are a female. This tax may seem a hefty and steep amount but when you discover what it goes to you will be more than happy to hand over the money to us. Exactly half of our tax dollars that we receive will go towards paying bureaucratic Government politicians, leaders and collaborators a well earned salary for our hard work. The 50% of the remaining tax dollars will go towards spending on services for the citizens including tough fisted law enforcement (which I will also go onto explain on later) and free healthcare but for certain demographics.

=-= Justice System =-=

I believe in a draconian, authoritarian and iron fisted justice system. I fully believe in the termination of individuals who commit anything above minor misdemeanours. This could be through means of firing squads, lethal injections, electric chair, hanging, the list is endless. We could also do a little fun game of letting citizens decide how perpetrators of heinous crimes such as littering are executed. This may seem as only a little ruthless but it is a sure fire way to prevent, deter and stop crime. In order to ensure our justice system is of impeccable standards, our police force will be given unlimited powers and will have no Government oversight and are permitted to deal with criminals in a way they see fit. 

=-= Drugs =-=

Drugs are the menace of the society, drugs kill our fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, sisters, brothers, grandmothers, grandfathers, great grandfathers, great grandmothers, cousins, aunts, uncles, brothers in law, sisters in law, mothers in law, fathers in law, fathers younger brother, close friends, nanny etc. As a result of this, I deem no other punishment for the consumption of any drug with the same penalty as mass murder. 

=-= Bribery =-=

I only put Bribery as the title because I couldn't think of a better one. If you commit any crime, you can pay the Government for your complete forgiveness and expungement. Remember,  it isn't actually Bribery, it's just paying for your sins. Nothing more, nothing less.

=-= Gun Laws =-=

Guns are very good at keeping peace and order. So much so I have came up with a master plan which is unique to my candidacy, we need to arm everyone with a gun. If everyone has a gun, criminals can't rob or kill anyone because they have a gun! It's really that simple! As a result of this, anyone who is not armed at any point in time will be terminated on the spot without hesitation. 

=-= Civil Voting =-=

Very specific demographics will only be allowed to vote. These will only be working men and women between the ages of 21 and 23 and a half with no disabilities as this may affect their ability to judge.

=-= FAQ =-=

1. Why are the taxes so high?

A1: See Section 1.

2. Why are the gun laws so loose?

A2: See Section E.

3. What is your opinion on LGBTQIABDSGSHAKSJDIUDIOEIDSKDKDKDKSJKAKASKSLALSDLDK39KSMSKMFSAFSFVVCSCASFVSF++++?

A3: No thanks.

4. Freedom of Information?

A4: I am not at liberty to discuss that.

5. I am not voting for you. 

A5: Yes you are.

6. What's your opinion on rape?

A6: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

7. What is leprosy?

A7: See @LuciousTimes

[JoelKeys 412]

What an... interesting party...

[LuciousTimes 1,249]

Yes, very interesting! I'm very surprised that you have chosen to slander me so early in your Identity experience. I won't be offended though! But let me say that Identity politics and real world politics are very different! Luckily I have had experience in both! Us politicians have been working together to make policies that make sense according to the Identity game. We'd like to work with you of course because we wish to have everyone included! The key word is peace amongst us! My advice to you is to build a campaign that shines positive light on you! You want people to vote for you, not against someone else! Many of us made that mistake!  I just don't want you to judge of me, what you do not know. ? 

[ConnorAbbott659 6]

9 hours ago, LuciousTimes said:

es, very interesting! I'm very surprised that you have chosen to slander me so early in your Identity experience. I won't be offended though! But let me say that Identity politics and real world politics are very different! Luckily I have had experience in both! Us politicians have been working together to make policies that make sense according to the Identity game. We'd like to work with you of course because we wish to have everyone included! The key word is peace amongst us! My advice to you is to build a campaign that shines positive light on you! You want people to vote for you, not against someone else! Many of us made that mistake!  I just don't want you to judge of me, what you do not know. ? 

yet again as i mentioned, you are taking control. you aren't 'working together' all your doing is trying to edge your way forward to have control over the other candidates to make yourself come out top.

[LuciousTimes 1,249]

2 hours ago, ConnorAbbott659 said:

yet again as i mentioned, you are taking control. you aren't 'working together' all your doing is trying to edge your way forward to have control over the other candidates to make yourself come out top.

You are literally just assuming! You're so set are your these assumptions yet you've been around for a day. You jumped to your assumptions too fast to comprehend anything. You haven't ask me or the other candidates a single question about what we're doing. This is your 3rd post of all time on Identity...that means you have not taken the time to try an understand the way things work. You have 2 likes, they're from myself and my partner Joel Keys. That means you have not been interacting or interacting positively. Just take a moment to think and get to know people. You might even grow to find some of us to be friends.

[BobbyCruz 51]

A very interesting party indeed, @JoelKeys. I assumed that someone would come out with a party like this at some point. Welcome to the political arena @ConnorAbbott659 and I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors. 

I have added you to the "Updated List of Candidates and Poll" post found here: 

 

Edited July 25, 2017 by BobbyCruz

[yellowhero12 89]

Dude I laughed so hard after reading this. Funny af

Seriously dude I love you, keep it up

Edited July 25, 2017 by yellowhero12
Second line

[shadeymatt 2]

I love this man. Keep it up we all believe in you.

Funny AF

[Resurge 11]

On 25/07/2017 at 2:34 PM, ConnorAbbott659 said:

yet again as i mentioned, you are taking control. you aren't 'working together' all your doing is trying to edge your way forward to have control over the other candidates to make yourself come out top.

Excuse me sir luscious time sis a good man who works for the betterment of the island now you should be quiet as I warn you it will not be good for your health That Is All I need to say because otherwise your time will not be good *leaves the room*

[Norway174 269]

@LuciousTimes @Resurge

Very suspicious, Lucious. I thought you had learned your lesson, and served your time.

Yet, here it is, a known Capo in the Luprano family, threatening another citizen in support of your name.

Am I going to need to open another investigation?

[LuciousTimes 1,249]

8 hours ago, Norway174 said:

@LuciousTimes @Resurge

Very suspicious, Lucious. I thought you had learned your lesson, and served your time.

Yet, here it is, a known Capo in the Luprano family, threatening another citizen in support of your name.

Am I going to need to open another investigation?

Once again, role play as you wish!

[MauriceClinton 32]

Maybe you will not be elected, because these goals would only destroy the country.   
So if you're really run for the governor's office then you should be ashamed.

 

[yellowhero12 89]

10 hours ago, MauriceClinton said:

Maybe you will not be elected, because these goals would only destroy the country.   
So if you're really run for the governor's office then you should be ashamed.

 

[NyanRadscorpion 77]

if this goes through i might have to criminally intervene

[Resurge 11]

On 27 July 2017 at 7:22 PM, Norway174 said:

@LuciousTimes @Resurge

Very suspicious, Lucious. I thought you had learned your lesson, and served your time.

Yet, here it is, a known Capo in the Luprano family, threatening another citizen in support of your name.

Am I going to need to open another investigation?

You are misinformed I am not a capo I swear it on my mothers life

[Andrew811 104]

On 7/27/2017 at 1:22 PM, Norway174 said:

@LuciousTimes @Resurge

Very suspicious, Lucious. I thought you had learned your lesson, and served your time.

Yet, here it is, a known Capo in the Luprano family, threatening another citizen in support of your name.

Am I going to need to open another investigation?

Investigation on what grounds may I ask?

[DanTheMan007 8]

Needs A Good Private Bodyguard/Military Wing

[SupremeLeader 127]

On 7/24/2017 at 4:43 PM, ConnorAbbott659 said:

7. What is leprosy?

A7: See @LuciousTimes

Hahahahahahaha

[DLimit 167]

The People's Revolutionary Party classifies such an organization to be a fascist organization under a "Dictatorship of the Bourgeoisie" rather than a Socialist organization that is expected to form a "Dictatorship of the Proletariat".

 

The People must understand that a "National-Socialist" is one that advocates Fascism identical to the National-Socialist Party of Germany, which is commonly identified as the NAZI Party of Germany, indicating that the party clearly serves the interests of the bourgeoisie rather than the working-class citizens of the island.

Question: Why must the bureaucracy profit from 50% of the taxpayers' wealth?

 

Do not be fooled by the word "Socialist"... it is a Hitler-like Fascist organization.

Edited October 26, 2017 by DLimit

[NyanRadscorpion 77]

Imma have to stop you there, I've been on edge about some of the parties, but you? Man, if I ever see you anywhere, I will not hesitate to fuck you up.

[SupremeLeader 127]

On 11/2/2017 at 12:33 PM, NyanRadscorpion said:

Imma have to stop you there, I've been on edge about some of the parties, but you? Man, if I ever see you anywhere, I will not hesitate to fuck you up.

This will be the Navy Seal copypasta of the Identity forums

[NyanRadscorpion 77]

32 minutes ago, SupremeLeader said:

This will be the Navy Seal copypasta of the Identity forums

I hope so

[LuciousTimes 1,249]

Leprosy... I don't see myself as the proper definition.

[DLimit 167]

The People's Revolutionary Party shall dedicate a large portion of it's campaign to heavily counter against the forces of "The National-Socialist Identity Party" due to it's sexist and fascist policies that are deemed to be a major threat towards the working-class citizens of Identity Island. One shall most definitely consider itself to be a legitimate political ENEMY of The People's Revolutionary Party.

 

The P.R.P. shall be producing an anti-Fascist coalition that specifically targets such Fascist political parties and businesses with the full-scale intent to dismantle such organizations within identity Island.

[DLimit 167]

On 11/2/2017 at 3:33 PM, NyanRadscorpion said:

Imma have to stop you there, I've been on edge about some of the parties, but you? Man, if I ever see you anywhere, I will not hesitate to fuck you up.

Join the P.R.P.'s anti-Fascist coalition, comrade.