Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) NEED TO GET RID OF THAT PESKY EVIDENCE? We Got Ya. Due to the ever growing community of Mafia families in Identity, I've decided to start my very own "cleaner" company. So, in case a mafioso of yours screws up, my associates and I can help clean up they're act. I'll first start off with owning a office building(Reference to The Office.) surely it may not seem suspicious at first, but one will soon notice what type of 'business' truly goes on within this establishment, once they've seen the 'Shredder' or the 'incinerator'. So, with the utmost respect to any crime families or gangs out there, if you need any unwanted evidence GONE just give me a call. Requirements to join(if interested): 1. KEEP THAT MOUTH OF YOURS SHUT! Last thing I need is one of you idiota's bragging about how you just got done stuffing internal affair evidence in the shredder in front of the pigs!(cops) 2. BE VERY CAUTIOUS! Be very thorough, you wouldn't wanna end up in the slammer because you left your DNA somewhere on the evidence ya stiff! 3. AFTER EVERY CLEAN UP, notify me or any of my higher ups after you've successfully cleaned up a body or evidence... Our Ranking System: HIGHER UPS 1. Head Of Waste Management(Boss):The overall leader or boss of the company. 2. Inspector(Second In Command Much Like A Mafia Underboss.) May still earn as they watch the Organizers earn, while giving a cut to the Boss. 3.Organizers(Acts as Major's Above Captains.) They may still earn as they watch the Foreman's earn, while giving a cut to the Inspector. MIDDLE RANKS 4. Foreman(Captain Rank) They may still earn as they report and give a cut to the Organizers, overall watching over and guiding Janitor's. 5.Janitor(Foot Soldier Rank) Earns and reports to the Foreman, watches over Garbage Guys/Gals. LOWER RANKS 6.Garbage Guy/Gal(Private Rank) Earns and reports to Janitor's, watches over Stiffs. 7. Stiff Or Stiffy(Recruit Rank.) A cleaner in training, works alongside Garbage Guys/Gals, as well reporting to them and giving them a cut. Cuts may vary after getting paid for a cleanup, it shall be divided equally and fairly. EXTRAS: I would like to keep this company middle and simple, making it too big could get us found out, and making us too small won't help neither. Anyway, if your interested, just message and we'll see where you'll fit in. PRICES: Someone Spreading Rumors And Needs To Be Erased:$500 a person Police Evidence Liquidation:$1000-1500(Depending how much heat is on you.) a piece Getaway Car That Needs To Be Crushed: $1300 a vehicle Useless Equipment Used To Complete A Criminal Job:$250 a piece Internal Affairs Evidence: $1800 Any others shall be talked over and waged. That should be it....Good day..Watch your backs and don't slip up! Edited January 30, 2016 by Aldo_The_Wiseguy Just wanted to add this in. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, RevanPG said: We'll be in touch... Good to hear, I got cheap prices, and plenty of ways to make any unwanted 'laundry' disappear. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 30, 2016 I read that they don't plan to allow players to dispose of corpses. Corpses will just despawn after a while. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Johnny said: I read that they don't plan to allow players to dispose of corpses. Corpses will just despawn after a while. Well............SHIT. Guess I'll just stick to getting rid of evidence...... Edited January 30, 2016 by Aldo_The_Wiseguy Meh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2016 Loving this idea, I hope it goes well for ya. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 20, 2016 A good idea I can see myself getting behind. I love it! Possibly the job I would apply for first in Identity! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 21, 2016 On another idea, have you thought of a more widespread witness cleanup? Y'know, say, a mafioso is trying to snitch on his bosses, or someone was able to get a clean shot of a robbers face, situations like that sometimes require more than a strongman with a chainsaw. Because I would totally be up for a long-range silencing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 22, 2016 5 hours ago, Jaxx_On said: On another idea, have you thought of a more widespread witness cleanup? Y'know, say, a mafioso is trying to snitch on his bosses, or someone was able to get a clean shot of a robbers face, situations like that sometimes require more than a strongman with a chainsaw. Because I would totally be up for a long-range silencing. That would be more of hitman services than murder cleaning services. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 22, 2016 4 hours ago, IDEN said: That would be more of hitman services than murder cleaning services. I really intended two things here, yes, hitman was one of them(which it shouldn't have been). The other thing was still long range and using a rifle, but as a tool to tranquillise targets. Yeah, the sentence was worded badly, my fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2016 On 2/22/2016 at 11:56 PM, IDEN said: That would be more of hitman services than murder cleaning services. Who's to say my 'company' won't offer such services?... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Aldo_The_Wiseguy said: Who's to say my 'company' won't offer such services?... The chances of me applying has gone up, just so you know. I try not to get attached to anything just in case I screw up in commitment, but I won't forget your company easily. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 1, 2016 On 2/21/2016 at 6:37 PM, Jaxx_On said: On another idea, have you thought of a more widespread witness cleanup? Y'know, say, a mafioso is trying to snitch on his bosses, or someone was able to get a clean shot of a robbers face, situations like that sometimes require more than a strongman with a chainsaw. Because I would totally be up for a long-range silencing. I actually have been thinking about it, in fact, I'll take it into consideration. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 10, 2016 What happens in the club is dealt by the club, unfortunately i can see one of our club members meeting Bad Company! but if i ever need such a service on someone else, ill give you a call 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
