Posted January 15, 2016 2 hours ago, KittyDeKarebu said: he quickly threw the phone to the ground and said "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" then he... Killed himself, and thus where our story ends, and where another delightfully begins..... One day, Donald Trump was strolling onto his favourite nudist beach, downtown from his home. While the papparazi were being gunned down by the cops, Donald went up to his favourite spot and was about to lay down his towel when he noticed Vladimir Putin was already there, sunbathing on a deckchair. Donald was most displeased, so he cleared his throat and decided to say.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 22 minutes ago, Kickapoo said: Killed himself, and thus where our story ends, and where another delightfully begins..... One day, Donald Trump was strolling onto his favourite nudist beach, downtown from his home. While the papparazi were being gunned down by the cops, Donald went up to his favourite spot and was about to lay down his towel when he noticed Vladimir Putin was already there, sunbathing on a deckchair. Donald was most displeased, so he cleared his throat and decided to say.... Nothing, as five red dot laser beams suddenly lit up on his head because of KGB Snipers on the rooftops, however... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 When Donald exposed his nude body all snipers suddenly disappeared. Donald didn't understand what happened, so he assumed that they were probably... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 not interested in such a stunning man, so he decided to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 48 minutes ago, KittyDeKarebu said: not interested in such a stunning man, so he decided to... Build a wall around Putin to get his chair back. But that only... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 made Putin feel feelings of lust towards Donald, so he pounced over the wall and whispered to Donald... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Captainsnowman said: made Putin feel feelings of lust towards Donald, so he pounced over the wall and whispered to Donald... I found this drawing on your chair Donald, do you want to tell me something? Donald replies... Edited January 16, 2016 by Frenchy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 and then a maniac came out that ate @Kickapoos corpse and then died by it! after that @Shimozukachi the great went to the red faction and shot shrek while shrek was lying on @KevinLangston the kevin. he shot kevins neck and got invisible... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 4 hours ago, Shimozukachi said: and then a maniac came out that ate @Kickapoos corpse and then died by it! after that @Shimozukachi the great went to the red faction and shot shrek while shrek was lying on @KevinLangston the kevin. he shot kevins neck and got invisible... You've fuckin killed it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 7 hours ago, Frenchy said: I found this drawing on your chair Donald, do you want to tell me something? Donald replies... By ripping off his face mask and reveals that he's actually... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 Guys guys stop this sounds trashy as fuck now we need to start fresh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, Kickapoo said: Guys guys stop this sounds trashy as fuck now we need to start fresh One day @KittyDeKarebu walked down the street and saw... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 23 minutes ago, KittyDeKarebu said: One day @KittyDeKarebu walked down the street and saw... @Vix being harrased by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 so he went up and punched @Arlmar in the face and walked down to the grocery store to get some tuna, but then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, KittyDeKarebu said: so he went up and punched @Arlmar in the face and walked down to the grocery store to get some tuna, but then... he found the distinct smell of cat nip entering his nostrils, he went crazy for the cat nip and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 ran to it, he quickly took it all and ran out of the store... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, KittyDeKarebu said: ran to it, he quickly took it all and ran out of the store... But quickly was gunned down by the KGB, for whom this was a secret front. The KGB then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2016 Saw Vix, the most attractive woman in the world coming, so all placed themselves in cool poses, but Vix ignored them all and bought all the catnip, which she then gave to @KittyDeKarebu as a way to thank him for his bravery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2016 but what noone knew, kitty *look at the picture* vix leg... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2016 he was so high on catnip that he... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2016 thought he had transformed into a Bald Eagle, so he then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2016 jumped into oncoming traffic trying to do a cool stunt the traffic stopped in time but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2016 a car crashed him and he found hisself in the first frogger level... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2016 20 minutes ago, Shimozukachi said: a car crashed him and he found hisself in the first frogger level... And then was punched by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
