Posted January 8, 2016 Don't google; just think of one and post it in the comments My favorite is: Me: Roses or Daises? Her: Roses? Me: Okay just wondering what I should put on your casket after I murder that pussy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2016 My favorite has always been "Get in the van!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) beep Edited January 8, 2016 by KittyDeKarebu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) can someone delete these posts? Edited January 8, 2016 by KittyDeKarebu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, KittyDeKarebu said: how do I delete this???? Click on the quote and hold CTRL while clicking Backspace. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2016 Just now, KittyDeKarebu said: It won't let me get rid of all these quotes You have to click one the colored part of the box Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2016 roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merily merrily merrily i can make you scream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 4, 2016 If I was trapped on an island With 6 million girls I'd put them all to work to build a boat to take me back home so I could be with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 6, 2016 don't make me slap you, i'll come and get you, i'm not the pedobear, but i have at least one ear, let me cut off your finger, you won't get richer, i'll sew them again, but first some salty water, they'll get bigger, just like a bane, you won't die when doing it, no promise, cuting fingers is not my fetish, don't make me fire you to lit, my rhyme sucks, i need bucks, i can't stop rhyming, that's geting boring, it'S not a threat, i just didn'T read another thread, i've just trolled too many peoples, take it easy, just get busy, i feel more einsteinish. thank you all for reading this. don'T take it serious. i'm just not good with rhymes^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 7, 2016 "I am sorry I saw the devil inside of you. Please make me your slave tonight. " Made by FlyingDuck " You and I are like 4chan and Reddit. Unforbidden." Made by FlyingDuck " I smelled you more than the kebab shops down the road. If you catch my drift. " Made by FlyingDuck "Damn, if I actually was God I would never make you this ugly. Cause then I could see people's face expressions around you instead of my own expression below my belt. " Made by FlyingDuck 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 13, 2016 Man; I saw you on the TV not so long ago, around 1 AM. Woman: Oh? Which channel was I on? Man: The sex channel. Woman: I have never been on one! Man: Oh, what was your name again? Yeah, you weren't in that channel but it was a pretty good scene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 8, 2016 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2016 Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 My favorite from Mafia 2 "Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you." "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, GeneSmith said: My favorite from Mafia 2 "Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you." "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants." Lmfao I remember those. They are the best. The house one was actually my bio on Xbox 360.? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Lmfao I remember those. They are the best. The house one was actually my bio on Xbox 360.? It's an amazing game. Joe was definitely the best part!?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 19 minutes ago, GeneSmith said: My favorite from Mafia 2 "Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you." "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants." Joe, Vito and Henry, the three coolest video game characters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Joe, Vito and Henry, the three coolest video game characters. Shame what happened to Henry. Damn chinks. Joe... We don't talk about Joe. At least Vito got to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, GeneSmith said: Shame what happened to Henry. Damn chinks. Joe... We don't talk about Joe. At least Vito got to go. Fucking A. Too bad mafia 3 looks like shit. The only game about Italian mafia and they had to replace it with black gangsters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking A. Too bad mafia 3 looks like shit. The only game about Italian mafia and they had to replace it with black gangsters. Who's killing the Mafia nonetheless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, GeneSmith said: Who's killing the Mafia nonetheless That's what happens when hipsters take over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Frank said: That's what happens when hipsters take over. Looooooool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fucking A. Too bad mafia 3 looks like shit. The only game about Italian mafia and they had to replace it with black gangsters. if you play the pc version you'll just need to wait for model replace mods Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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