Posted January 6, 2017 welcome, welcome, this is the introduction of ikea, da! we're a furniture creation company that imports the most luxury furniture from russia to sell it to you for a fair price... look at our furniture's "made in ..." sign and i'll shoot your tiny head off your neck and fill it with wodka. where were we... ah, yeah! the import! you'll find us deep in the woods. don't forget to get to us with all of your money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 You're in the wrong forums ma dude. These are the crime-related forums. This belongs in the business. Byeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 On 1/6/2017 at 4:30 PM, Shimozukachi said: welcome, welcome, this is the introduction of ikea, da! we're a furniture creation company that imports the most luxury furniture from russia to sell it to you for a fair price... look at our furniture's "made in ..." sign and i'll shoot your tiny head off your neck and fill it with wodka. where were we... ah, yeah! the import! you'll find us deep in the woods. don't forget to get to us with all of your money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 Isn't Ikea German, not Russian...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 18 minutes ago, The1TheOnlyGonzo said: Isn't Ikea German, not Russian...? Swedish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 This whole post confuses me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, LemonMeringoo said: This whole post confuses me I'm looking at it two ways He's a Russian robber or he sits running the most successful backwoods IKEA I've ever seen. God bless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 the linchpin for me here is that even they know IKEA is Swedish but insisted on it being Russian.. and surely it's copyright anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 9, 2017 18 minutes ago, LemonMeringoo said: the linchpin for me here is that even they know IKEA is Swedish but insisted on it being Russian.. and surely it's copyright anyway? Maybe he's saying Idea in Russian. Those thick accents da? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 10, 2017 7 hours ago, Cornholio said: Maybe he's saying Idea in Russian. Those thick accents da? your tongue will be my doorknocker, da Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 14, 2017 "Meet Shoe and Shoelace, one is meaningless without the other. The End." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 14, 2017 18 hours ago, The1TheOnlyGonzo said: "Meet Shoe and Shoelace, one is meaningless without the other. The End." "Meet foot. He's a lonely fella and has a crush on your ass. Do you mind if they socialize?" Something my dad said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 14, 2017 All this....just because of Ikea. They never cease to amaze me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, AlphaWolf13 said: All this....just because of Ikea. They never cease to amaze me. IKEA will be selling meatballs as well. Just don't ask what's in them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 20, 2017 On 14/02/2017 at 2:24 PM, Arky said: IKEA will be selling meatballs as well. Just don't ask what's in them One can only assume it will be worse than the horse meat debacle... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 20, 2017 Privat kak dela my russian brudr. Why you know have no you mean, da.. da? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 31, 2017 Oh damn the Ikea gang watch out!!!! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 31, 2017 everyone watch out they might throw meatballs at you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
