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Jewish Mafia

(מאפיה יהודית)

anne-frank-1929-1945-jewish-ditch-holoca

                                    

History: Our Parents were Aushwitz survivors, we were born a few years after. Our goal is to protect the jews. We also want money and to be retarded.

 

Walter White: Head of Meth 

Isaac Goldberg: Bagel Shop Owner

The Daddy: no information given

(Private Military is temporarily run Isaac and Walter, people will run for Supreme Leader.)

                                    

 

 

 

 

                                   

JOBS WE NEED:

 

|Meth/Drugs Division|

- Meth Cook (High Pay)

<Cooks Meth obviously|

- Security (medium pay)

<Protects Meth Dealers>

- Meth Dealers (medium pay)

<Deals meth>

 

 

|Private Military Division|

- Supreme Leader (very high paying)

<Controls all of Private Military Division>

- Commander (high paying)

<Controls specific branch of Private Military>

- Spec ops (Extremely high Paying) -

<Special Things>

- Soldiers (medium paying)

<Do what you told to do>

- Recruit (medium-low pay) -

<Training/Recruitment>

 

|Bagel Shop Division|

- Bagel Cook (low pay)

<Makes bagels>

- Cashier (very low pay)

<sells bagels>

- Guard (low pay)

<Protect the Shop>

                                                     Rules:

Don't be annoying

Don't steal from Jews

                                       

How to Join:

For now just comment below. Once the game starts you will need to find Goldberg's Friendly Bagels. Once there you will need to find the owner of the shop he will direct you to the division you want to join.

                                        

 

 

 

 

 

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If you boys ever need any help feel free to shoot me a contract.

Edited by Zeus

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Good luck, but I am confused. 

You call yourself Triads, but have no ties to the Triads. You Aren't even structured like the Triads, nor have Chinese or Singapore connection in your RP element. 

640px-Triad_structure.svg.png

I get this is your gang, and wish you luck in however you run it, I just wouldn't call myself a Triad, unless I am actually trying to RP as a Chinese Triad.

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7 hours ago, The1TheOnlyGonzo said:

Good luck, but I am confused. 

You call yourself Triads, but have no ties to the Triads. You Aren't even structured like the Triads, nor have Chinese or Singapore connection in your RP element. 

640px-Triad_structure.svg.png

I get this is your gang, and wish you luck in however you run it, I just wouldn't call myself a Triad, unless I am actually trying to RP as a Chinese Triad.

Thank you for letting us know about this system, and being polite about it. We have changed it.

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If I would get mugged by someone who tells me that he's part of the "Jewish mafia" I would laugh at his face so hard that I'd die.

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10 hours ago, The1TheOnlyGonzo said:

Good luck, but I am confused. 

You call yourself Triads, but have no ties to the Triads. You Aren't even structured like the Triads, nor have Chinese or Singapore connection in your RP element. 

640px-Triad_structure.svg.png

I get this is your gang, and wish you luck in however you run it, I just wouldn't call myself a Triad, unless I am actually trying to RP as a Chinese Triad.

That is indeed a wise career, message me as I too am structuring a Chinese crime brotherhood much like the triads. Consisting of the same structure and oath that is being used today. More to come soon....

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This can't be real. Please don't let this become a reality.

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I have without a doubt never seen a worse Mafia in Identity. Is this a joke or meant to be serious because I honestly can't tell

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I'm not sure what to think of this. Whoever came up with this seems to not understand how a mafia, or even how serious role-playing works. "We want money and to be retarded"? I mean......What?

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5 hours ago, DROSE said:

I'm not sure what to think of this. Whoever came up with this seems to not understand how a mafia, or even how serious role-playing works. "We want money and to be retarded"? I mean......What?

Shut the fuck up Donnie your out of your element! 

Donnie is the leader of this... thing....

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1 hour ago, Hanshi-Toshiro said:

Shut the fuck up Donnie your out of your element! 

Donnie is the leader of this... thing....

I beg your pardon?

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3 minutes ago, Hanshi-Toshiro said:

Your profile pic. 

oh, haha. Glad to see I'm not the only one who knows about The Big Lewbowski around these parts.....

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On 12/12/2016 at 10:27 PM, Shadow765 said:

Looks very nice, good luck

How does this look very nice lol? Its obviously supposed to be a joke. Right?....

 

Right? :/

 

Oh God I hope I'm right.

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1 hour ago, KingBen1223 said:

How does this look very nice lol? Its obviously supposed to be a joke. Right?....

 

Right? :/

 

Oh God I hope I'm right.

Yea lol, I was waiting for someone to quote me

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