Jason Harrison

[Arky 333]

Jason “Cornholio” Harrison was born in Seattle Washington in October of 1972. His father worked as a surgeon at their local ER. His mother worked as a wedding planner and both were happily married. Jason was an only child with a strong love for MacGyver, always trying to invent something that would make his life cooler. Once he turned 17 he started smoking weed with his friends around town, funny enough one of those friends was Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain. Jason and Krist Novoselic didn't get along from the start but learned to be friends for Kurt. Jason supported them through their start in the 80’s and still kept in touch with them after their success in the early 90’s.

But in April 1994 Kurt was found dead in his home. He had committed suicide and was only 27 years old. This is where Jason started to become a conspiracy theorist, trying to find as much clues as to how Courtney Love killed him. After searching for so many years he fell into a deep depression, feeling that he failed Kurt. 

It wasn't until later Jason found a show that made him laugh no matter what. Beavis and Butthead was that show. Jason watched every episode and loved every second of it. His family and friends started calling him Cornholio after one of the characters. Jason didn't mind as that was his favorite character.

Once 95 rolled around Jason moved to The Island. There he met a conspiracy theorist named Roswell and his good friend DJ Bobby Vee. Jason spent his time with them and drank beer and smoked weed with them what felt like daily. After a while DJ Bobby Vee and Roswell wanted to start up a radio station, The Rock 106.9 WCCC. 

Jason jumped on board as fast as possible because of the idea of having a job and having fun with his friends. Even though they may not be rich they're still incredibly happy to smoke pot and get drunk. They even throw massive parties that last for almost a day. They love what they do and who they are.