Posted August 24, 2016 Note; i'm taking this off a forum which has 10,000 monkeys, I've lowered this because that's a bit too much for our forum. The aim of this game is to kill 500 monkeys in various ways starting from 500 and counting down till only one remains. Each reply on this thread equals one monkey death, you have to specify how the monkey dies. eg: John: "The 500th monkey gets hit by a truck" Jane: "The 499th monkey dies of AIDS" Jeremy: "The 498th monkey dies in a mugging" I start The 500th monkey dies because his parachute doesn't open Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 The 499th Monkey dies because he drove off a cliff after falling asleep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 the 498th monkey dies because he shot blood instead of cum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 The 497th monkey died because he didn't Do The Dew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 The 496th monkey died because she got the herp from Kris Jenner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 The 495th monkey died because he broke rule 17 and tried to be a hero. (Ten points for whoever gets the reference ) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 The 494th monkey died because he learned to wash sweet potatoes. (and he didn't realize Zombieland Rule #17 was "Don't be a hero." ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Trip_Syx said: The 494th monkey died because he learned to wash sweet potatoes. (and he didn't realize Zombieland Rule #17 was "Don't be a hero." ) Heeees got it! Ten points sir. P.S Your signature is massive bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 The 493rd monkey died because he was thoroughly roasted by the i play pokemon go kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 the 492nd monkey was taken by harambe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, ShadowedNation said: the 492nd monkey was taken by harambe One at a time nigga 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 the 491st monkey died because he dropped his banana on a landmine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 41 minutes ago, Kickapoo said: One at a time nigga im sawwy i got exited Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 24, 2016 The 490th monkey died because he did Rule #32 way too much. (Not the porn one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2016 16 hours ago, Tripnal said: The 490th monkey died because he did Rule #32 way too much. (Not the porn one) What? You've never shot blood before instead of ropes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 25, 2016 (edited) the 489th monkey died because he killed hisself after being mobbed for a too long time and being stabbed... poor monkey Edited August 25, 2016 by Shimozukachi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 31, 2016 The 488th Monkey was hit by Identity's hype train Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 31, 2016 The 487th Monkey died of boredom surrounding Identity's dead hype Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2016 (edited) #484 died from jumping on the bed. We all know how that one goes! Edited September 1, 2016 by Clickerita Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Clickerita said: #484 died from jumping on the bed. We all know how that one goes! What number comes before 487? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Kickapoo said: What number comes before 487? 42 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2016 9 hours ago, Noot666 said: The 486th monkey named Kickapoo died from sucking his fathers cock to hard he choked to death on the semen from the same that created him 8 years ago Now the 485th monkey named shizmo died from aids sadly, as he endulged in giving men glorious head, as written in his book "500 steps on being a gay man". It is said he learned from only the best, his father, who learned from his fathers father and so on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2016 That noot 666 was one crazy dude. But he spit out facts, harsh or not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2016 34 minutes ago, Nootnoot768 said: 9 hours ago, Noot666 said: The 486th monkey named Kickapoo died from sucking his fathers cock to hard he choked to death on the semen from the same that created him 8 years ago Now the 485th monkey named shizmo died from aids sadly, as he endulged in giving men glorious head, as written in his book "500 steps on being a gay man". It is said he learned from only the best, his father, who learned from his fathers father and so on Oh how original, I see your comments and general insults evolve around homosexuality a lot, which is actually a form of frustration when faced with the fact you are trying to come out yourself, but don't want anybody to know about it because your dad would kick you out of the house and you would become more of an exiled and ignored part of society than you already are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, Kickapoo said: Oh how original, I see your comments and general insults evolve around homosexuality a lot, which is actually a form of frustration when faced with the fact you are trying to come out yourself, but don't want anybody to know about it because your dad would kick you out of the house and you would become more of an exiled and ignored part of society than you already are. Actually being gay nowadays gets you lots of rights, privileges and stuff. There is gay parades, and gay tolerance, so if he was gay I don't think he would give a shit about coming out. He is observing that you are gay because you and shimo constantly defend each other like partners Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
