Note; i'm taking this off a forum which has 10,000 monkeys, I've lowered this because that's a bit too much for our forum.
The aim of this game is to kill 500 monkeys in various ways starting from 500 and counting down till only one remains. Each reply on this thread equals one monkey death, you have to specify how the monkey dies.
eg:
John: "The 500th monkey gets hit by a truck"
Jane: "The 499th monkey dies of AIDS"
Jeremy: "The 498th monkey dies in a mugging"
I start
The 500th monkey dies because his parachute doesn't open