guten abend, ladies and gentleman!
may i introduce myself. my name is heinrich eichhorst, born on 20th february 1972 in berlin / germany. i come to identity city recently - you may hear it on my accent. i studied law in germany before - yes i did some extra rounds but finally i got my degree.
it was quite a bit difficult that the goverment of identity city adjuge my foreign education. but hey, here i am! i speak german fluenty and my english is entirely sufficient.
so if you have problems with the police or even law - no matter what kind of - don't hasitate and contact me ! german thoroughness and professionalism speaks for my favour.
true my motto: you want to get out? - come to the kraut!
kind regards und freundlichen gruß
heinrich eichhorst, on 27th of september 2017