I'd probably do a little more than that, and I don't joke like that.

no I mean I supply weapons and ammo and you provide payment.

MP5 confirmed and Beretta 92FS

I guess us criminals gotta intervene, sounds like bullshit.

Could be a simple 24hr character switch system (you have multiple characters and switch when one dies, after 24hrs you can play them again)

I hope they can, I'm gonna be a criminal so this is a chance some poorly planned crimes could never be found out

If you do I have contacts, so fuck off.

Got my vote Governor Smith

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gimmie dual Berettas.

probably them moving...

Roseport, ID 10 days ago A race meet is going on in the mountains everyone is talking and looking at each-others cars, every so often there is a race a 300zx rolls up Ey who the fuck is this guy? A random guy says D steps out holding an aluminum baseball bat Behold the face of god... he says walking up to a heavily modified MX-5 Yeah, what you want... Oh hey D. the Asian man in the Miata says No time to chat... Do you know where Marco is? No but there was a robbery about three months ago. D slams the roof creating a dent I know you know where he is. SHIT the guy from earlier grabs a knife and tries to stab D D beats the guy with his bat I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND WHERE IS HE! Oh Jesus D stomps the guy's head knocking him out FUCK FINE HE'S AT 212 LOUI LANE JUST DON'T HURT ME That was easy... thanks Present Fuck my desk There's a knock on the door I'll get it Suarez walks to the door and opens it I'm looking for Marco Boss, it's for you... D that you?

Oh yeah I remember you. Welcome back.

I think we could have this as a cheap alternative to racing, this way when you are starting out you can still race. it would probably be a mini-game where your camera trails around the RC car in third person once you activate it, from here you can drive around the track until most of the players are ready. what do you guys think?

Dank Mafia well you either came down the wrong alley or the right one. so what'll it be, guns drugs or someone dead? oh information, your not a cop are you? ah hell i get paid anyway. what do you want to know? EVERYTHING! *sigh* fine but it'll cost you 4 bucks. Our Leader Goes by many names, Pain, Not Here, Nick, Mr. Heist, but, nobody knows his real name or who he is not even us. some say he's Mexican, others think, New York. what he does is set up heists, and raids that involve money, gold, drugs, or guns. Backstory our little "Mafia" started when a man named Luka got a call from a guy with a voice changer telling him that a delivery was made to a mall in his town. Luka made his way to the mall and was instantly approached by a man taking donations. Luka told the man that he didn't want to donate and the man said he's donating to Luka. the man hugged Luka and told him to look in his back pocket. Sure enough there was a small bag filled with cocaine, and that's how it started. Hierarchy first its Not Here then a man named Street then a select group called "the Golden Ones" who do the most important jobs then nominees for The Golden Ones then standard muscle Money How much you make is dependent on how good you are and how much you do for Not Here. you start with only a 3% cut but as you progress that goes up until you get to "even cut" (ex. team of four even cut = 25% always get more if you play with players) the more dangerous the job the more your paid 20% ALWAYS GOES TO NOT HERE ALWAYS 20% Rules Ahh my favorite part, actually that's money 1. Mic required 2. must be capable of learning (no age limit but constant failure = BAN) 3. it is okay to suggest jobs to Not Here but he has the final say 4. don't take jobs on your own, that will result in your termination 5. do not do any drugs we steal that will result in termination 6. if you want to join pm me

PM me details of your character if you want to join.

This is something ! can jump on.

*a modified 300ZX drifts into a parking space**a man in an all black suit steps out and walks into the tea room* Hey um... could I sit here?

We are still open if anyone wanted to know.

Raleigh, NC. Four Years Ago. Get yo ass on the ground nigga! A large African american man in a Steelers football team beanie mask points an SMG at a man in a blue suit Oh Christ! The man yells as he puts his hands on his head and gets down Hey D! You sure this the guy. Yeah! D picks up the briefcase and runs to a 1986 Nissan 300ZX Here it is M, we gonna be rich! Not yet but soon my friend! Roseport ID, Two weeks ago. The same car pulls out of a shipping container Fuck yeah... I made it.

eh... nah

Marco grabs the duffel bag and places it at the front of the door Come in it's unlocked the door opens Walter picks up the bag 2.8 in there, feel free to count. Jack drifts into the driveway hey M I'm ba... Oh hey Walt nice to see ya! yeah Jack he was just getting his cut of the bank job. Marco walks to the fridge to grab a soda want one W?

Alright alright, people! Marco says clapping his hands loudly. I want 2 mill 8 thousand in a duffel ASAP. Marco pulls out his flip phone. Jack's phone rings Hello you there yet? Nah why I just saw on the news, he escaped. come back to the safehouse. with that Marco hangs up and sits down to watch the TV.

Jack's Supra rolls up to a crashed S14 the S14 is smoking and the passenger side is fucked Well at least the tracker is still... the S14 blows up in the middle of his sentence Oh nevermind Jack's phone rings Hey the trackers gone and uhh... looks like Kev is gone too the camera cuts to Marco turning his TV on as various things are moved behind him Okay well at least we know he's still... wait the fuck? The TV shows a helicopter view of a red Mustang speeding down the highway inside Kevin and Walter are riding in it EVERYONE STOP! False alarm no feds just Walt. Jack you still with me Yeah what. Get to the other side of town fast. No problem I took the Supra Marco hangs up the phone Well let's watch whats goin down.

Call it fakoogle