glaub ihm nicht. er blöfft nur und ehe du dich versiehst bist du ingame in unterwäsche an eine laterne gebunden

@Dizzle bedroom roleplay is awkward for you?... no pizza for you

your a shame for your senpai. go continue your training to make me proud of you

okaaaaaaaaaaaay... *calls security*

last time i've played it i ended geting chased by wannabe gangster squeakers that got guns because they had higher levels than me and i didn't have a gun. at the end his fuel cars fuel was empty and i called the police. he got jailed for trying to kill me

@Dizzle if you want a 100% only chat communitcation game you should play asian ptw mmorpgs like pwi http://www.arcgames.com/de/games/pwi

almost forgot

i was wrong

okay good. thought you're a 100% human. that's not me:

no human knew that @KittyDeKarebus mustache was fake and the truck was filled with döner, but in one corner of the truck...

sry, but it's like you're alone on earth. no electricity, no fuel (because it's not useful after average 1 year), and the most important thing (well, i don't have any): no friends

@KittyDeKarebu is that you? :3

only clowns are more scary

*throws cheese*

i don't know where the post is (let's just ask @Vix), but i know that a dev already wrote that the dispatcher is a playerjob. no dispatcher = no help when someone chases you

@DrivenMuffin do i have to pay to work or will i get payed when working for you ingame?

the flashlight from metro last light would be cool (infinite energy)

it's a modern game with modern electronics in a modern car in a virtual modern world

i don't want any cheap fantasy final fantasy round based fighting system game where a sword is better than a gun and the only rpg is the skilltree that you'Ve seen from ultra budokakisomething asian mega 2.0 hd reloaded remake where you need to buy a cheap sword for 20000$ because you'll need 100 sparkles of sparkness from giant rats with a dropchance of 0.00001% if you want to farm it because it's better than your flaming acid chainsword of asian tolets and your space doom towel shield mmorpgs anymore. i want identity! NOW! just kidding. can wait until it's modules are available in the next years (townsquare still at 55%). at least it'S not electronic arts where you have to collect all 150 dlcs and win against trainers... sry, that last sentence was inspired by pokemon.

hello @BigMike! want to join us?

hallo @MaxRoccat! grüße aus deutschland nach deutschland

5/10 now the worst song ever. not even john cena can stand it. warning! i'm not responsible for any damage caused by it or anything that was caused by it. do you still want to hear it? will only give you a parody because the original is worse:

this is everyones enemy: they are more scary than demons

*steals @Atmospheres cotton candy*

looks more like homer simpsons underwear