Shimozukachi

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  1. The Five Hundred Monkey Genocide

    your existence doesn't make any sense
  2. The Five Hundred Monkey Genocide

    i have an idea: let's just ignore that person with bj fantasys. #486 and 485 died because they got banned from the channel. next is #483
  3. The Five Hundred Monkey Genocide

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  4. after looking at the sink for long enough shimozukachi realised something. he tells the group: "let's look at the nameplate outside of the apartment. the cops is obviously a fake and probaby someone of us who woke up earlier. the car outside is probably of" *headache* "my head...". he starts looking pale and sits down. "fuck off! put that damn gun down! you won't help anyone by aiming at us!"
  5. sarcasm

    forums in a nutshell: police forum is full of aziz, crime is full of wannabe godfather kids, politics is full of people that vote for being governor (my edited trump poster is always geting ignored!!!) business forum is full of humans that want to create a bus company and this is the sentence that tells you that the creator wants you to laugh about it (because everything can be in a nutshell)
  6. sarcasm

    @Calico, we want the truth! what is the secret of soylent green,
  7. sarcasm

    goodnight. maybe i'll answer, if not: 1 am german time
  8. sarcasm

    because it's a fuckin joke and you're one of the people that showed me it's true and that you don't know what sarcasm is. end of story. just get it! either you know what sarcasm is or you don't, mate
  9. sarcasm

    that means i would blame you and your friends for not knowing what sarcasm is but now seriously: you and some other people act more like an insulting version of marty santorelli than of the godfather. you know what, not marty. i still miss him since he died in the story. you... you're just a homunculus
  10. sarcasm

    don't make me use my german super powers
  11. sarcasm

    no candy? alright, but stop offending me. i didn't offend you at all. it's your own problem when you think something is targeted at you. i think i should tell you that before you've started posting your offending comments i didn't even knew about your existence, kid did i mention you? did i mention anyone at all? just because you like to suck your fathers dick everyone else does the same? okay, tell me the comment that was posted before 30.08.2016 in that i wrote anything insulting combined with mentioning you how old is his mother? 50? 60? 70? you should try suicide. it will 100% help you. he can eat your asshole? you know that it's the after and that without it shit will enter your inside and welp, you'll die because fresh shit is toxic in contact with blood etc. you're insulting someone's grammy? did you ever recieve any trophy in your live at all? keep your fantasys for yourself, mate. we don't care about it. if that's real your dog died because of drinking paint stupid comment sighted! his father can't be a woman. it's because you need a man and a woman to make childs. you're geting sexist.
  12. sarcasm

    will you be quiet if you get some candy?
  13. sarcasm

    that was sarcasm. or tell me: is the entire police forum full of aziz or not? it's all just sarcasm. how did i insult anyone?
  14. shimozukachi wakes up at a corridor corner next to the bathroom door. his left eye feels numb. he then just wakes up and is entering 3 different rooms before reaching the kitchen to get his daily coffee. then he hears some voices and glasses and follows the sound. he finds miki and max. he says "hello, you're talking about acid?". then they just stare at each other. he turns his head, and notices the corpse. he turns his head back and asks them about the sink. then he sits next to them, waiting until something happens.
  15. Close Thread Please

    jep. cya
  16. sarcasm

    go fuck off yourself, girl. now read the topic before leaving school. did that sound polite? no, right? this isn't serious, mate. but sometimes there needs to be sarcasm jokes
  17. sarcasm

    this is how it would end ingame:
  18. Close Thread Please

    have fun with arma 3
  19. Bioshock Roleplay

    then hope that no gmod lets player that has obviously only childs as subscriber joins your server
  20. sarcasm

    everyone calm down. quote: " and this is the sentence that tells you that the creator wants you to laugh about it " if you get offended by this i'm sorry but not everyone of you will end as godfather (and even if you all would be mafia you would ruin the entire game for anyone who isn't mafia). just get over it! there won't be 2 trillion different mafias there's always space for another asshole eater
  21. Close Thread Please

    the guild 2 renaissance is the nearest game.
  22. Post what made you laugh

    watch it till the end
  23. Geography Game

    achim
  24. Bioshock Roleplay

    a gmod mod? nah, will end like darkrp
  25. HOW PART OF THE TOWN SQUARE WILL LOOK LIKE (video)

    it's still in development. everything can change in just one second