I'm back....... Wait.... I doubt anyone here actually remembers me seeing as how it has been a little over a year since I was last active here..... Holy crap that's a long time. I guess people deserve an explanation. If any of the oldies are still about you would remember that I was going into college, so that took up a lot of time, and (Somehow I really don't know, it is as confusing to me as it is to anyone) That girl who was sooooo far out of my league that it was depressing, actually started dating me. (Came to her senses a while ago though.) So yeah. Will be popping in more than annually now. hopefully. Signed The old King.

And you obviously don't understand irony.

She is 13. It's in the post! Damn Vix! Learn to read a language that you mastered while teaching yourself! God! The nerve. Duck, talk to here. Tell her that she can be a different kind of person. Bring her from the dark side. Teach her the way of the gamer. Make her swear on the gamer code. 1) Thou shalt not cheat.2) Thou shalt not flame thine teammates.3) Thou should'st never flame noobs. Because they are weaker than you.4) Thou shalt respect advice from higher-ranked teammates.5) Thou shalt not scam thine friend of their possessions.6) Thou shalt not use lag to thine advantage.7) Should you forget the Gamer's Code, thou shalt strive to become more honest than those who mimic these rules set-forth.8) If you do remember the Gamer's Code, then thou shalt try to spread its meaning to other Gamers.9) Thou shalt not report thine enemy for bannable-offenses. Because banning another player is not victory, but it is surrendering to the fact that them cheating makes them better than you. So it's not a source of pride to ban someone else.10) Thou shalt not afk while your teammates fight for your survival, because the one who looks down upon those who aid them is himself or herself not remembering... The Gamer's Code.

I remember you told me to play this. You tell me to play a lot of things. Maybe someday i will listen. From what i read about it game seems pretty cool. There is another game I was looking at, cant remember its name. it's an mmo (Not identity)

Most voice actors play multiple characters. The Simpsons has like 16 voice actors apart from guests.

*Contemplates the invitatation* Can't be bothered.

Hello and welcome to the community. We shake you firmly by the hand. I hope that you like it here and ........... Wait a minute. I never got my flashdrive off of her!!!! *Runs out of room*

You, My cat, My brother, Your obsession with "Them", My lack of confidence despite how amazing I am, some books, some movies, some video games, and that little guy who bites people, whats his name? Ah yes! Kickapoo.

I understood that it was targeting me for some form of violence, but you can hardly call me a knave for not having an interest in the sport.

I have no idea what this means. Ha, please I used to have the most posts and be the forums unofficial moderator. Now both titles belong to you. I suppose I would much rather you than some knave who beleives he could go "fifty shades of Hayes" on me. I don't even know what that means.

I got angry that Europa carnivalis didn't have the areas of Ireland right. This was ages ago though. Long before you had even come to the forums, miss pretend mod. Why do you have all my old titles?

I recall a time when Katie had just joined the forum, and within 7 hours she was challenging smoking skeleton for the highest post count. I joined a few hours later and eventually added her on steam. Until she unfriended me. She is still my favourite mod though.

Prove it!

I was being attacked by phantoms, and I didn't have a weapon! How the hell was I supposed to know they couldn't be set on fire?

I already mentioned that, and it was partially your fault. Who in their right mind would give me a fire wand?

You died a fair bit as well. Not to mention that one time I was useful.

Actually I did kill one of the pigs, as for the beefalo, that was just a side effect of you giving me a damn fire wand, and phantoms attacking me while I was in our wooden house.

You realise the only time I play DS is with you right? Also, who was it that managed to kill all those beefallo and burn down those pigs crops? Me.

How am I nooby? Just because I suck at one game? Also I amn't prude. You haven't met my friends and I haven't told you the things they say. As for shy, that's true. Don't get me started on crushy, miss I met this person in my class and they are awesome, or I met this person playing DST.

All the corners are mine, as well as everything in between.

You say this to the man who tackled you to the ground yelling "fear my bony furry" anyway. Vix isn't my type. Too lewd.

Hello and welcome to the forum. we shake you firmly by the hand. I hope you fit in here, (but not too much) and would like too get to know you.

Don't forget wingman, and friend, and emotional punching bag.

I know I am enforcing a stereotype, but anything potato.

I've never used an ATM.