HELLO AND WELCOME PLEASE CONTAIN YOUR EXCITEMENT AND ENERGY UNTIL THE END OF THE MESSAGE, THANK YOU PLATINUM DIVINITY Platinum Divinity, A Global Megacorporation, Leading the way into a new age of Global Economic Stability and the Environmental Security of the future. Founded during the Global Financial Crisis, Platinum Divinity was able to turn the tides and prevent a global collapse of economy. Through innovative ideas and advanced technologies, providing the required support to foreign and friendly nations became a reality, aiding not only our consumers but also fellow providers the support they needed to get back on track. We at Platinum Divinity believe in the ideals of the permanent improvement of human existence, providing our consumers with all our services daily across the globe. Through advanced technologies and innovative ideas, Platinum Divinity has been able to make the needs and desires of our consumers become more of an achievable reality. We believe in synergy, the global cooperation on behalf of our consumer aided us in becoming the International titan we are today. Such support from our consumers has also allowed us to expand our offered range, from general goods and services to even home security. We wish our consumers to feel safe in the world they have aided us to manifest. Without our consumers, the future could not be possible, but together, Platinum Divinity and the world can create a brighter, better more secure future. With further expansion we hope to reach more consumers daily, aiding them in the overall improvement of their day to day living. With more than 10 million storefronts worldwide, we hope to continue to increase our availability to our future consumers. Platinum Divinity provides power to over 500 million consumers worldwide with our world leading thermal, solar and wind power stations. A cleaner future is a brighter future. With the continued synergy from fellow corporations, we are able to continue our aid in providing housing, transportation and even a delightful skyline for our consumers. We put our consumers ahead of the rest. Our Founder and CEO assures his consumers on the guaranteed improvement of their lives, visiting each new location or development personally to show his support of our mission, goals and future endeavours. Recently our Founder and CEO visited war-torn countries with a show of force. Platinum Divinity Peacekeepers were given the directive to protect future consumers and aid other military actions by political leaders of foreign countries. Our Peacekeepers are trained to do exactly as we have named them, they are here to maintain peace. Our Founder recently publicly addressed the citizens affected by dire war times. "Platinum Divinity stands together, with the people. Together we are stronger, together we can strive for a greater future, not just for myself, but for all of you. Our world is fragile, but that is why I am here to help you. I am here to place a shield over our fragile world! Together we can make this a reality! Together.... We can secure our future!" - Founder and CEO of Platinum Divinity. REJOICE We are glad to inform you that your city has been selected for the latest expansion of Platinum Divinity! Platinum Divinity is quietly working away planning new and exciting things for your town/city/place of residence! Shortly, you may notices changes around your local areas, do not be alarmed. We are working in the background of your day to day living to assure that your adjustment to a new way of living is of minimal effect toward your life. For Safety and Security of not only our employees but you, our future consumers, Peacekeepers will be deployed to your area. Our friendly fighters are here to make sure that everyone cooperates with the coming changes, their presence is to represent the security of the future you are aiding to secure. Please, do not disrupt operations of our Peacekeepers as they have been instructed to use deadly force on any who oppose the upgrades and improvements to your area! If for any reason you find yourself feeling doubt, afraid or not willing to accept the coming changes, please, seek a Platinum Divinity Information Hub. There we will be able to provide you with the necessary relief and advice on what is happening around you. If you are still suffering these same feelings, please feel free to make return visits to our Information Hub's in your area. If you find your self in one of the following situations; Opposing our operations in your area, You have killed a Peacekeeper, You have killed a Platinum Divinity Employee, You have bombed an Information Hub. Please, report to your nearest Peacekeepers for execution. Here at Platinum Divinity we have a strict 0 Tolerance for those who would seek to hard employees of Platinum Divinity or the consumers around them. Only together can we achieve peace. Platinum Divinity has careers coming soon! When we arrive in your area, positions to become one of our respected employees will be opening for multiple different sectors dependant on the current consumers desires and need. If you wish to apply to join us, we must ask you to remain patient, once we have expanded to your area, positions will become available. We Thank YOU for listening to this public service message delivered exclusively to the people in YOUR area! We look forward to seeing you soon, we welcome you into our lives as you will welcome us into yours. We will continue to release updates on our progress toward expanding into your area. Have a pleasant Morning/Day/Evening/Night. Sincerely, Platinum Divinity PLATINUM DIVINITY, A SECURE FUTURE

So this is where you end up when you turn right at the intersection with the guy in the yellow poncho on the corner... Fancy that... Seems like I'm not the only one that ended up here... Hello there fellow simpletons!

If they do, I'll be sure to choose you for all my legal disputes!

Ohh maybe you're not, but right now, we are all simpletons, together! When then game is released tho, I feel we will all change into our respective roles. Hah.

Your choice of words is outstanding. I am sure many of us couldn't agree more. Nice to see so many people coming back.

I feel I should tidy up this post.... or simply make a new one. Hmm... Decisions, decisions.

DrFelixPhD, I remember reading 90% of your posts on the old forums, all I did was read.... Good to see you're back tho!

If you could see me waving through my screen, that would be FANTASTIC. Perhaps Virtual Reality might make that a thing one day, who know. Point being, HELLO THERE FELLOW COMMUNITY MEMBER!

[AUTOMATED RESPONCE #13] Due to high demand for "HUMAN RIGHTS" in the area designated as "IDENTITY", a scheme for "TRIALS: has been put into workings. Celebrate consumers! If trial duration of "TRAIL" is a failure, original methods will be reinstated and execution will return to it's former status as a peaceful resolution. We here at Platinum Divinity appreciate and welcome your feedback, we tailor our services individually for each and every area. Do not fight change, welcome it. [END RESPONCE]

Well... I'll let you do your thing, I'll do my thing, but I'm still going to be the Coolest Cat in the Alley.

Not if we see you first. (PLOT TWIST!)

Why be decent? When you can be cool. Coolest Cat in the whole Alley.

Vodka is Love, Vodka is Life. I have a strong feeling my character in Identity... May very well be an alcoholic.

ONLY IF STAFF ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR TOP HATS AND CURL THEIR MOUSTACHE'S IN A FANCY WAY!

Change cigarettes to cigars and you have yourself a deal!

You give man kind too much credit... enough credit that you seem like a good human, friend. WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR! If I could tip my top hat to you I would.