Jason pulls his hair back and puts his beanie on. "Dude I bet my fingers are gonna be like... Sausages dude!" He starts laughing and take a big hit from the bong. His eyes red and drowsy. "That was awesome man. Haha."

"You're all like... Crazy. And if that stuff on the table is drugs then count me in man, haha." Jason reaches for the vile being crashing through the table. "Sorry! I get weak when I don't get sugar in my body when I wake up, haha. Did it look funny though?"

I think he means somebody who stands up for people to get praise. If that's wrong my bad but that's the definition I know it as.

"All I remember is getting really high! I don't know how I locked myself in the closet but it happened. Anybody have any food? I'm starving and I'm hungry... That's the same thing isn't it. Haha." Jason walks towards the door to get some food.

It's all kinda too racist for my taste. That's why I've stayed out of it

Jason starts banging on the closet door which he's locked inside of. "I'm dead man! I'm dead and it smells like feet! Heaven sucks man! Those little dudes finally got me! I'll miss you DJ and your dirt bike antics. And Roswell with your spoons!" Suddenly Jason falls out of the closet. Everybody looking at him while he gets up. "Hey everybody!"

Oh my.

Oh nice! I hope you enjoy it!

Jason “Cornholio” Harrison was born in Seattle Washington in October of 1972. His father worked as a surgeon at their local ER. His mother worked as a wedding planner and both were happily married. Jason was an only child with a strong love for MacGyver, always trying to invent something that would make his life cooler. Once he turned 17 he started smoking weed with his friends around town, funny enough one of those friends was Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain. Jason and Krist Novoselic didn't get along from the start but learned to be friends for Kurt. Jason supported them through their start in the 80’s and still kept in touch with them after their success in the early 90’s. But in April 1994 Kurt was found dead in his home. He had committed suicide and was only 27 years old. This is where Jason started to become a conspiracy theorist, trying to find as much clues as to how Courtney Love killed him. After searching for so many years he fell into a deep depression, feeling that he failed Kurt. It wasn't until later Jason found a show that made him laugh no matter what. Beavis and Butthead was that show. Jason watched every episode and loved every second of it. His family and friends started calling him Cornholio after one of the characters. Jason didn't mind as that was his favorite character. Once 95 rolled around Jason moved to The Island. There he met a conspiracy theorist named Roswell and his good friend DJ Bobby Vee. Jason spent his time with them and drank beer and smoked weed with them what felt like daily. After a while DJ Bobby Vee and Roswell wanted to start up a radio station, The Rock 106.9 WCCC. Jason jumped on board as fast as possible because of the idea of having a job and having fun with his friends. Even though they may not be rich they're still incredibly happy to smoke pot and get drunk. They even throw massive parties that last for almost a day. They love what they do and who they are.

What's that?

I'd love to have this stuff!

(I didn't wanna infringe on the other guys post so I thought I should make a new one. If that's not okay I'll delete it) We at Alien Snatcher are hell bent on finding the truth. We've had encounters before and we know what they like. We've studied hard and long to understand our foes. Myself, Roswell and DJ make sure to protect you when nobody else can. You wouldn't want somebody like the army to help you! You want people like us! We're experienced and have the know how to get the job done. Just remember. The truth is out there and we can save you all. Join up, before it's too late.

I mean just one more guy to do it with you. I've been thinking of doing that but wanted to do it with other people. Can I do it with y'all?

Any room for one more?

Hey guys! I've been following Identity for about 4 months now and I am really looking forward to playing it with you guys. I hope to see you all there!

Are you on the social club? I recognize the picture.

I think the current pace is fine. In a year they've made an island, buildings, character models and much more. With just a small team and under 200,000 dollars. They've made terrific progress

I like it a lot! It looks a lot more... I guess home feeling? I don't know the word but it looks fantastic!

Is there any way I can get involved? This looks like a lot of funXD

Thanks! I'll be sure to use that then.

Are you threatening me?!

It really looks like it's coming along really nice from when I first seen it.

How do I get a job there?

Thanks!