Luca_Santarelli

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  1. Hello from Slovenia

    Welcome!
  2. The Five Hundred Monkey Genocide

    the 498th monkey dies because he shot blood instead of cum.
  3. Hello from Massachusetts

    Dude you guys have the worst drivers sincerely, Connecticut
  4. FAQ Extended (Updated)

    Keyboard for everything. Pc master race
  5. NEW NEW RP Thread #3

    *Luca sits in his office smoking a Gurka cigar. Just yesterday he heard about how jax killed a black man in bayside. He is accompanied by Sal who sits in the chair I front of the desk. Over the window Luca can see the dock workers walking around, a new ship from France has arrived, and he can sees Leo trying to bargain a kid who wants to buy a watch.* "brother, you won't guess who we saw yesterday" Sal says as he lights s cheroot "who" Luca asks as he turns around and leans on the wall "Frank muthafuckin Luprano" Sal yells as he takes a big puff of his little cigar "no fuckin way, what did you guys do?" Luca asks as he rests his cigar in his mouth "we drove off, he didn't know it was us. And we saw him in bayside too! Iike, what the fuck was he doing their? We shot dat black kid on the road literally right next to the road he was on! I think that nigga and his friend tried sticking up Frank and his driver" Sal says as he begins to grab his comb out of his pocket "No fucking shit. You know what. I think Frank thinks, that I'm roesport. I don't even, WE don't even do business their!" Luca turns around and open the window "Leo! Get ova here!" He yells to Leo standing down in the docks. *Leo hurries up the stairs, and hurls open the big door into Lucas office.* "Hey Luca how Ya doin?" "Yea Im doin good, listen, I want guys all around the area. You don't know when a Luprano can walk in" Luca orders him "yea, yea no problem I'll call up some our guys, and maybe even some other guys from another family" Leo says with a smile on his face. *The day goes by slowly, Luca does work in his office while chatting with Sal. At the end of the day Leo gives him a ride home to his apartment.*
  6. NEW NEW RP Thread #3

    *Sal and his crew ride through east bayside. The ghetto. They all spot the same deville from round 2 hours ago.* "Ey, is dat the same deville" Anthony says as he slows down "Yea dat is, what are they doing in East muthafucka bayside?" Oscar asks as he puts his fedora on "Let's turn round back to 14 st, dey on 15 now" Jax says as he rolls his window half way down *Sal does nothing as he puts his fedora on and open the glove box in front of him. He grabs the 45. 1911 and hands it to Jax who has the window rolled halfway down. Jax grabs it and puts the barrel close to the window* "Vinny says the nigga got a tattoo of a black and white broad on his right arm. He's thinking three hundred block boys." Oscar says as he taps Jax's arm *Anthony turns the corner as he can see a black male walking down the street. Tattoo and all.* "And I think this is are guy right here" Anthony says as slows down steadily "You know what to do" Sal says calmly *Jax dosnt say anything. He knows what he's gotta do. The car rolls slowly next to the black man walking in the direction the car is going. Jax is silent as he pulls the 45 out of his inside suit pocket and points it at the black man. He pulls the trigger once and the bullet hits the man's back, he empties the clip into the man's back and head. Leaving the body their they drive away slowly.*
  7. Who is your favorite artist

    I only listen to 80s and early 90s mettalica , after like 95 they suck. I like 70s black Sabbath all Ronnie james dio, songs like neon nights, lady evil, Everytime I listen it's like I'm riding through hell and flipping Satan off. Alot of people haven't heard the band called mastadon. I recommend the album Crack the Skye. It's fucking great the band is like metal and singing mixed. Slipknot is a dead giveaway, I used to listen to them with my best friend all the fucking time. I like other bands but I probably only like only one of their songs .
  8. NEW NEW RP Thread #3

    *Oscar, Sal, Anthony and Jax are taking a ride through the lower east side in search for the scum who jumped Vincent. They pass a Deville sitting outside Bellazina cafe. All guys look in shock as they soon relize who they are staring at.* "Is dat Frank fucking Luprano?" Sal says as he turns to the seats behind him looking at Jax "Dat cant be, Sal, no way." Jax says as he begins to light a cigarette "Stop da fuckin car, I wanna have a word wit dat scum!" Oscar yells as he turns around to look about the back window "Nah I ain't fukin turnin. We lookin for dat fool who jumped Vinny" Anthony calmly explains as he takes a right at Belmont Ave "Antony, Antony are you fuckin kidding me. Look Sal let's do sometin" Oscar says as he puts his fedora on "Look Oscar, listen to me. I'm da fuckin captain here. We ain't turnin around. We turn round if dey follow us. And cmon it's four da two." Sal says as he opens the glove box making sure the 45's in their. "Aight Aight you da boss. Ey let's go to the bayside round their, let's Vincent said it was a nigga who jumped him. And hey, I got time to beat a nigga dead." Oscar says as he flips his Zippo back and forth. *The crew begin their long journey to bayside.* (Story continues after someone posts something)
  9. Men creating a female character

    Hey brother I ain't no damn lady man
  10. Men creating a female character

    True
  11. I hope not. Fuck the D.O.T they aint pullin me over Im going round the scales and outlaw runnin tell ye hwat
  12. Gym

  13. Avatar maker for the forum

    You should draw your character
  14. Hey I play gta everyday with Herzog and were fuckin chill. I actually raged so hard when we encountered hackers. I get pissed of when people randomly kill me.
  15. NEW NEW RP Thread #3

    October 27th 2014 *Luca wakes up at 4 am to the sound of banging on his apartment door. He hops out of bed and opens the door, only to be greeted by Vincent.* "Vincent what the fuck are you doing here?" Luca calmly says as he pulls Vincent inside. *Vincent has a black and blue eye, his hats gone, and his lip is cut by a knife* "Some idiots jumped me, beat the shit outa me and drove of in a car" Vincent explains as he tries to grab a breath "Are you fucking kidding me! and you just stood their"! Luca yells "I didn't have my Pistola on me, I left it at the house, I didn't even have a fucking blade on me. You know me, I woulda fucking shot that idiot, then came right to you" Vincent says as he sits on the floor, trying to light a cigarette. "So what the fuck are you fucking motherfucking kidding me, was it a fucking Luprano!" Luca spits as he calms himself down "Nah, I swear, I seen dos guys, not them. Not even a fucking zinx. Just some fucking random who doesn't know who hes fucking with." Barks Vincent "Alright, keep it on the fucking low, If I here you speak of this your in the graveyard, you's got that? For the bruises, fuck em." Says Luca as he pours Vincent a glass of water "I swear to fucking god, I'm gonna get that fucker, and soon hell know who hes truly messin wit" Says Vincent after he takes a sip of the water Luca gave him. "What you gonna do tonight? you cant go home, what the fuck if it's a Luprano, they'll be at your house to finish the fucking job, stay at my house, get some rest, patch those cuts. As of now, I'll contact my good friends" Says Luca as he puts on dress pants from the other end of his apartment. "Oh fuck, you's mean you gon talk to the fuckin club?" Says Vincent as he walks into the bathroom. Luca Smirks
  16. NEW NEW RP Thread #3

    "Yea, I swear to god. Them fuckers come up near the docks I show em shows dem who the big guy rounds here is" *Luca puts on his fedora, walks of his apartment steps and does a little dance with a stupid face mimicking Frank*
  17. NEW NEW RP Thread #3

    *Luca sits on the steps outside his apartment. He sits with his little brother Salvatore.* "Ey Salvatore, ya here about them new wanna-be's in town, the Luprano family?" *Luca takes a cheroot out and lights it with his gold plated lighter*
  18. Luprano Family

    Exactly Brother
  19. Langston Family / Dark Ace Mafia

    I like that idea of a big bank account for all members to use!
  20. Luprano Family

    Best of luck Preferisco essere di dumping del corpo , che รจ il corpo oggetto di dumping .
  21. Luprano Family

    Big talk for someone who just started their family. And who probably only has one member. Try and sweet talk other families, I doubt they will choose your side.
  22. Luprano Family

    I will not say his name directly. But he is respected by all families, and literally runs the largest Italian mafia in the US server.
  23. Luprano Family

    I will not mark your word, Because I am literally already apart of the US Commission.
  24. Luprano Family

    Well. Come into the commission with that shit, I bet you'll be regretting you ever started a mafia.
  25. Luprano Family

    Sure, try and join. Im sure the BCR MC agrees with me.