I want some overalls and some cowboy hats. Overalls for hunting and cowboy hats for flauntin.

One time Hennessy was walkin down Route 316 headin to The Smackdown Hotel butt necked. My cheeks were cold as hell and this feller picked me up and said how much? I told him 20. He was real happy and gave me twenty and tried suckin my pecker. I popped him in the eye and he got confused. “You said 20$?” “Mother fucker I said 20 beers. I’m drunk and hungry.” I kept the twenty bucks and went and got me more beer and some jerky.

You don’t want those unless you want a drunk Hennessy takin off his britches and swinging his pecker around scarin everybody. I know I can dance better than those girls.

Just throw a bunch of bathsalts down and have fun.

Is it because I talk funny? Is it because I eat Deer Jerky? Is it because I watch Appellation Outlaws in my spare time? Well if so I’ll take my dirt bike, PBR and secret recipes for good southern cooking and be on my way.

I’m just a man who makes guns and jumps over shit on a dirt bike. My political knowledge is limited.

Listen, I’m not the smartest man on the planet but I don’t know what the fuck you’re talkin about feller.

Violent, Unnecessary, Evil. I like it.