Okay, but it's been that way for almost two months now, and I just want to know when they estimate that 'one last task' to be completed. I want to know what the delay is. Are they worried they don't have enough content and thus, this post about the choker is relevant? Are there more bugs that are popping up? I just want to know what the new story is on when they are going to let players into the game in any way, shape or form.

This looks great. But when am I going to be able to hop into the game as it stands?

Now I am highly tempted to name my character Paul Blart.

You really don't pay attention very well, do you? The Tracker is for the Town Square Module, as I understand it. It isn't a complete list of everything that needs to be done for the full game release. It just relates to the Town Square Module.