Hello there, I am from a small town and just moved to this new town in which I hope to start up my business called "Magic Tech." Why the name you might ask? Well, if you decide to ask us how we fixed your device, we will say magic... And a magician never reveals his secrets. We work on a no fix, no pay basis so do not hesitate to give us a call. We do not have a business line yet, but once we do, you will have it... Seriously, we will give you a virus that says "Your computer has a virus, call Magic Tech @ *number here* within in an hour or your device will be wiped for security reasons." WE WILL GET YOUR SERVICE!
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