When girls punch they are playing around. When girls kick they are aiming to destroy...

As @KevinLangston woke up and leaned over to the side of his bed to turn off the alarm, he felt the blanket lift as Shrek began to rub Kevin's back.

I think if someone slips an ice cube in your underwear you should get a 300% speed boost lasting until the cube melts.

We at Asylum Entertainment are very excited to tell you, our community, how you will be able to get into the game sooner than you think! Identity's modules are small portions of Identity which will be released before Identity is ready for the world. This lets you experience part of the game months sooner than otherwise possible. The first module you'll be getting your hands on is a social environment which we've called Town Square. The Town Square will include all major social components, and will allow you to finally create and customize your characters. You can meet hundreds of new people and explore several cool features of the peaceful city life. For more details on Town Square, check out the modules page on the Identity website. Following the release of Town Square you'll experience SWAT player versus player action and eventually vehicle races of all sorts. We'll be bringing you more information on the modules as they progress!

Hello everyone! Some of you might remember that I had a thread on the old forum with an Imgur album containing all pictures posted by the developers on Twitter and Facebook. I just wanted to let you all know, both those who might have seen it but had forgot about it, aswell as new people who found it just now that it still exists and is updated as soon as a new picture is released. You can access it here, feel free to use it (or not use it) however you like. Take care!

Hello! Thank you for taking the time to have a look around. Welcome to CORE Transport, we are a Bus and Delivery trucking company, focusing to become your main and #1 in public transport. Bellow you will find proper information and the applications form, which can be messaged to me or posted in the comments bellow. Information And Facts: -Even before identity is released, CORE Transport will already be offering prices as low as $20* -CORE Transport aims to be the heart of all public transportation with anything that identity has to offer, it is mainly a public transport and trucking company but a delivery service will be available. -CORE Transport's Depot's and Stations wont be just for CORE transport, they will be available to any other company that will need a location/system to work on and use. -To invest into CORE Transport, please contact Myself @Air -An updated version of this post will come out as more information on the game is released and also once my PC is fixed so that i may upload the logo and an advanced version of this post. Here at CORE Transport, we have the following ranks in order, here they are listed with specific details. Co-CEO Director of Operations Depot Manager Ticketing Officer Dispatch Officer Coach Driver Commercial Driver Bus Driver Security Guard Secretary More jobs may become available as information of Identity is released --------------------------------- JOB DESCRIPTIONS ---------------------------------------- -The CEO: There is only one CEO and that is myself, Astonair (Air for short) I handle all the advertisement's, designs and business relations with other company's -The Director of Operations is the man in charge of ensuring that the Depots and destinations are running perfectly clear, the DO (Director of Operations) will also create and manage bus lines, bus lines that are beaming will have more vehicles assigned, rather than those which may have one bus to multiple locations less frequently. -The Depot Manager ensures that CORE Transport always has the perfect prices for passengers and Cargo Delivery customers. The Manager also manages the advert campaign of CORE Transport, but this does not include other control over other commercial company's adverts. The manager must ensure that staff are working at full capacity to make sure the system is fast and sleek - to be hassle free for all customers. -Ticketing Officer, this is the person that firstly sells tickets in the ticket office / booth and writes down all the correct details on a special ticket that will be handed to the Passengers, the passengers would hold on to this ticket with a special serial key and regular information to be checked before boarding the bus, serial keys are written down and there can only be one like it (anti-scam system) In more rural areas or less visited locations, the ticket officer comes along for a ride with the driver, to sell and check tickets before passengers board the bus. The ticket officer will be using the Microphone system the most for sure, announcing arrivals, departures and other information to take the strain of a Dispatch Officer. Ticketing officers also go onto city buses to check tickets of passengers, as policy states that people can sometimes get on with no ticket checking, ticketing officers will get on buses at random times to ensure that people are not riding on the bus illegally. -The Dispatch Officer is a job for people who would rather have an office job, this jobs main priority is to keep tabs on what CORE vehicles (Buses, truck's, vans, other company's vehicles) and to ensure that they arrive and depart at proper times, buses would be directed to proper platforms, and most of the time, you will be using the Microphone System to announce arrivals / departures / info. -Coach driver, the name said it all for me, but here is some information anyway's: The Coach driver job is the most important and critical job in the whole company, as it is the heart and the reason for being (of the company) Coach drivers don't drive in the cities and towns, they driver to and from cities and towns having only one or two stops in each city/town before proceeding on its long distance away to the destination(s), it is the job of the driver to ensure that passengers are safe at all times, and that the driver always announces stops, updates and other information via microphone, Coach drivers are careful drivers, to ensure maximum safety and efficiency for the Passengers. -Commercial Driver, this is a driver that drives Trucks and Vans to deliver goods, depending on the good's size and demand, the Van will be a more likely option, or truck for long distance / high quantity loads. This driver does not need to worry about passengers, but needs to focus on its load, to ensure that the trailer (if any) is always secure, there is no one in the trailer (if possible) and that the transport of drugs is not tolerated. If departing from a CORE Depot, a security guard will always check and secure the cargo. (always on time) -Bus drivers, you might think that this is the same as a coach driver, but it is not, type Bus into Google images and then coach, the both have clear differences. A bus driver would drive a bus of different design (if any) around the more dense areas of the game such as cities and larger towns. A bus never leaves a cities / towns boarders unless it is an N/A service approved to move to another location. Bus drivers are in-charge of selling tickets to the passengers. If there are few passengers at a stop, the driver must find time to sell tickets, if its pact with people on a stop, the driver can let people right on to prevent time-loss. The bus driver cannot have chats with passengers while driving unless it is a general question or a request to buy tickets. -Security Guards always patrol around main areas where the CORE Transport company operates such as major bus stops or company commercial Depots, other than making sure no harm is brought to people when in large groups, guards check trucks before they depart for any Illegal consistencies or people on the back of the truck. Once the load is secured, the Guard gives the all go for the driver. -Secretary Manages all the messages / complaints / reservations / enquiry. All information is provided to secretaries so that Passengers/customers questions can be answered efficiently. These people usually work in a ticket officer or regular office. -Application Format- Forums name: Real age (must be over 15): In-game name (to-be): Character Age (required): Legal or Illegal?: LEGAL[ ] ILLEGAL[ ] What position are you interested in?: Why do you want to work as that position?: Why should we pick you over any other applicant?: Do you have a working mic?: YES[ ] NO[ ] Do you know the basics of RP?: YES[ ] NO[ ] How active will you be on a scale of 1 - 10?: SIGNATURE:

This is a double question / idea. We should be able to like mod our weapons so like having a red dot sight, painting the gun, inscribing a name on to it. Like a 1911 cutlass. Also anyone know what guns they are thinking of adding? Because an AN-94 would be cool or a 1911 or something. Maybe be able to change internals of the gun? Like being able to customize it like you can with a car being able to take it apart and give it a better firing pin. I don't know I just think it would be cool. Like converting an AK-47 into an RPK with a few parts and than deciding to attach AEG waffle clip to it than you can decide to paint the clip green and the gun black.

You betta not scratch the toilet paper.

I'm 13 now. I'm not that squeaker anymore.

@KickapooI wonder what's gonna happen.

Looks more like an invitation to me

Nothing beats a few good kicks to sort someone out

We all know you won't be using that as a taunt.

Come have a go if you think your hard enough.

When they pinch they are aiming to torture. I have marks from when I was 10 and my sister would pinch me.

Sticking out your tongue at someone. Just because I like it

It needed to be a little bit longer in length.. You could clearly see he was no Lady

You are starting to sound like my sister Vix. Anyway puches and kicks

@Zebra Patriotism To The Nation And Mighty Blighty! I'm from Manchester, and welcome to the forums!

Get Rick Rolled bro!

Thays how you interpreted it but hey, logic bruhhhh Even if it's dark- gotta get home yo

It's a cool idea, but I doubt they'll add it to the game before launch. Building a 200km world is like a game itself!

I asked them to add Goldies in the game and I think they might

I think it would be a good idea if you could tell if a player has taken drugs. Their pupils could get bigger and they could start grinding their teeth or have needle marks on their arm. Any other way besides being caught in the act, so the police would know if they're high and what they're high on.

No snipers? That's weird but thanks. I hope you can customize your weapon alot because they already are saying you can to your car. I keep having this recurring feeling in my stomach that this game is going to crash and burn. I mean irl people have crazy guns but okay if they don't want people minigunning others down I can understand. I just think the other guns should be in the game but really hard to get.

They don't want useless NPCs, and AI plane with AI pilot is useless. They'd have to make an airport, a plane, plane's interior, a pilot, a course of the flight and so much more just to make an aircraft in a game where they absolutely don't want aircrafts. It's a waste of time and resources in my opinion.

@KevinLangston Then ran to Shrek and pinned him against the wall holding his hands above his head; kissing his face down to his neck and lower. and then lower...

At this point in time and development it's just a boost to your stat, but they plan to make things like exercise and diet affect your character's body (like if you eat too much you get fat). No clue at this moment if body shape changing will be implemented before launch or after, or never, so... Now it's just stat.

Look how straight my teeth will be!

Amen Homie!!! Light'em up!

hot, or should I say cold? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yay glad I helped!

which would stack with the 3% speed boost the meth gives you

SOURCES: Attorney 1 Attorney 2 Judge & bribes Court, player jury & traffic violations Courts, judges, juries Player jury Jury and judge Guilty until proven innocent

If I become governor I would out in universal health care, and gun control!

That would be a fun effect if that is added I expect them to let me drive baked.

Haha, I was going to recommend he come and check out SA-MP What's your SA-MP name?

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I MEAN I DONT MEAN TO BE ROOD, BUT IM LIKE. SUPER GOOD PEOPLE WISE, AND I'M A LIBERAL SO YOU CAN DO WAT U WANT, AND STUFF.. BUT LIKE. YOU KNOW.. YOU KNOW..?

I want to live in the middle of nowhere, in some kind of swamp. I'd like to have my own little canoe in which I go rafting along the river on my way to work. And then if anyone tried to come anywhere near my residence, I'd just yell "GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP" in Mike Myers' voice.

Where will I live? Hmm, in the woods with my own house near a river hunting animals with my god damn rifle!

Some of us are carrying 3 tons of heroine in our truck- we will follow the speed limit, and we will sell drugs, without intoxication or drug tests! Shit.. Now I need to know- can we label crates, to say... Make them less noticeable..? Just put a bundle of bananas on one of the types of crates- I got bananas!!!!(; Or RPG's!!!

When you die you can't revive yourself, you either have to wait for a paramedic, or give up and at last bind point.

Would the medic be able to check your inventory before they revive you? What if they took $5 from you for the revive. lol

There's kissing in plans, so probably kissing might spread diseases aswell.

For the official server, there will be an automated process. Source: http://www.identityrpg.com/community/topic/56-joining-the-police-force/?do=findComment&comment=148